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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it legal to record a conversation with a therapist without their consent or the consent of the other person involved?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

share office space ...

How do you like to be pegged?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Then came..

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

No go.

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

No, not a chance

No way

They put up a sign reading

Which movies have the best endings?